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This could be the Ptuj visitor guide https://www.sciencedirect.com/search/advanced?qs=prenatal+odor&origin=article&zone=qSearch
Aldehydes... https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0166432817310082
So going out shopping in Ptuj's chicken factory smell when you're pregnant might be what's condemning our tourists to a trauma unremarked by the locals.
Clearly women should be urged to stay indoors so that rendering operations remain uninterrupted. Apart from that you just need a constant propaganda in favour of some fetal desensitising agent...
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0031938415000335
#Slovenia loves measuring everything and here's an important measure of attraction and attractiveness we can't afford to ignore. These AGD's in #Ptuj should be measured to see if something similar is up. I need to do pelvic floor exercises to overwhelm the huge very tightarsed perineal www.ptuj.co.uk buttsky hovering over us...ironically chickens have a #zero AGD, being uni-holed https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0003347218303695
@federationbot It does say, may I point out in response to @g1smo's attack on my sexuality: "In some cases you know exactly who you want to talk to, and who you don’t." Surely excluding all follows who are men, Slovenkas, too far away or, in Ptuj's case too near, would be a popular filter. Come on you boffin eggheads get coding. To be fair they could lie so we are going to have to wait for genetic fingerprinting pads on PC to come along...until then if they look like you you're probably cousins.
Some #statistics about the people apparently in charge of guessing what your #gas bill is going to be here in #Slovenia.
@g1smo demonstrating the Ptuj Introduction there. It's not much of a dating site this, either. Does anyone want to come and have sex with me at my place? I might have to tell this whole instance to fuck off if things don't improve pretty sharpish.
It's not really surprising they're not biting in Ptuj if they're epigenetically wired to think that people are supposed to smell like a chicken factory.
I'd also like to nominate Don for JISM of the Year.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S030439401830140X
Plinovodi's explanation of their new domestic gas usage estimation methodology for Slovenci who refuse to read their gas meters each and every month. http://www.plinovodi.si/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Akt-o-spremembah-in-dopolnitvah_12062018.pdf
The new methodology began 1st Oct 2018. Can experts in the language see any formula there which could have resulted in either of October or November's estimates? No, I thought not.
@g1smo So it looks like Ptuj;s Town Smell crept into your momma's pussy! https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S030439401830140X
As it's a bit geeky round here and Amazon-related legislation is in the news in Slovenia, here's my strange tale of 2018, resolved in the sense that they finally left me alone, but never properly explained or admitted - although you can see quite clearly they didn't have their shit together at all. Multiple faulty actions involving SEPA, sellers and customer, debt collection and Mauritius. A complete shitshow. You can safely start my story at Day 55 or even Day 66. A warning.
www.a2z.si/amazon
How Ptuj became attached to its Town Smell, and why visitors and incomers never will.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S030439401830140X
PTUJ WEATHER MASHUP COLLECTION
I hope tooters will enjoy these synesthetic recreations of Ptuj's weather over the last few years, before the demise of #googleplus
PPM Labs' greatest hits
https://is.gd/68NpXT
For those interested in the deepest background research a history of Kodelaism and other social phenomena is available at
www.rum.si
ptuj weather
THE PEOPLE'S VOTE
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Donna Summer
or
Doner summer
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