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“It was a sad and disappointing day when I found out that my universal remote control did not, in fact, control the Universe. Not even remotely.” — Memes by Sam
Painting by Carolus Duran (1837-1917)
A bottle of wine I had packed in my bag to bring back to the U.S. broke open during my trip. Not a good job packing by me.
I enjoy red wine, but not having all my clothes marinate in it. 
#funny #travelmishaps
A little library humor to brighten your day. Seen at my local library.
Thank you, mysterious Cathy.
“We should all start texting each other like old timey explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week, the horrors persist.’”
Another two years go by and things are running smoothly. Then, at two years two months, without warning, a second insolvable problem comes up. The leader decides that since the first letter had such good advice, he has to open the second letter now.
The leader opens the second letter, and it just says, “write two letters.”
Musk/45 has used up the first letter.
3/3 end
The new leader thanks their predecessor, and quickly forgets. Six months pass, all is well. Then, a month more and a huge problem with no solution comes up. The leader is inconsolable. Then he remembers the letters. He opens the drawer, takes out letter one and tears it open. On the predecessor’s letterhead, it says only, “blame me.”
The new leader blames his predecessor and the people accept that. The leader weathers the storm.
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Old joke: a new leader of a far off country is congratulated at their inauguration by their predecessor. Their predecessor mentions they’ve written the new guy 2 letters, and left them in the presidential desk. “Open letter one when you have your first unsolvable problem, and letter two when you have your second.”
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Saving the planet. #grickledoodle #gardening #godzilla #climatecrisis #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #kaiju
Us: (driving through small town full of antique stores)
10 yo daughter: If we see any signs that say "rare" or "exotic," we're stopping!
Me: We're going to be judicious about stopping anywhere with "exotic" on their sign.
